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A Yankee's tribute to Canadian soldiers Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 164 seconds We Yankees aren't the ONLY ones with balls! Our neighbors to the North deserve some credit too! Not all of them are subject to that RIDICULOUS political correctness! Some are BETTER than the liberal surrender-monkeys in their country! Do you get that? BETTER!!! Canada, this is for YOU! I should've said the video was SHOT by Scott Kesterson, since that is the case. Related: afghanistan, also, ass, beating, canada, canadian, conservatives, in, soldiers, taliban |
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Freedom to be... Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 83 seconds Which is better than letting the state TELL you what to be. Related: broken, government, is, liberty, matrix, problem, system, the |
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Socialist Gremlins Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 204 seconds All play and no work makes for worthless, worthless socialist creatures! Related: america, capitalism, freedom, gremlins, liberty, socialism |
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A Quart-of-Crap: Twilight. Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 242 seconds The last minute of this video is well worth any wait! Screw my opinion! Screw YOUR opinion! This movie would be better suited as a "movie of the week" Related: idiocy, meyer, quartuvlarry, retard, stephanie, twilight, vampire |
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An insanely hungry kitten Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 55 seconds Video not made by me. Related: bowl, cute, hungry, kitten |
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I DARE mock Obama's Orwellian Youth Squad Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 87 seconds There's so much propaganda to spread around. Why can't the Boy Scouts of America do such a job like this? Voices done by yours truly! Related: america, boy, fraud, obama, of, scouts, youth |
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US & Iraqi Special Ops kick some ass in Sadr City Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 158 seconds My own response to those hajji cavemonkeys posting terrorist IED videos with their primitive derka-derka music in the background. Related: american, and, city, hajji, iraqi, muslim, sadr, soldiers, terrorists |
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Basic Instinct 2 (recut) Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 111 seconds Sharon Stone was so ready for her cue with that intentional hair flip at the beginning! Way to act, girlie! Related: basic, cookie, crappy, editting, instinct, monster, sharon, stone |
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Don't buy the "Ism"!!! Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 571 seconds An animation exposing socialism and communism that should be shown in all the public schools. Video not made by me. Just uploaded. Related: come, first, freedom, should, socialism, tyranny, utopia |
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Puppy whistle Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 30 seconds I thought I should post this video to counterbalance the last one I posted. This is a puppy of the quintessential all-American dog: The Golden Retriever Related: america, cuteness, howling, outgoing, puppy, whistling |
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The Florida Christmas Chronicles: Meet Gator! Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 61 seconds This is my nephew. He's brand SPANKIN' new! And while he's this young, slightly cooler than me...but his horrible uncle QuartuvLarry is going to CORRUPT him! HAHAHA! Well, we'll just see about THAT! Our bitter rivalry has just begun!!! Related: baby, contest, florida, gator, of, quartuvlarry, the, wills |
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Fight to be Free! Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 245 seconds Music by Twisted Tower Dire Related: american, ass, bitches, candy-ass, kicking, military, offending, power |
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American soldiers and Afghan locals sing along Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 96 seconds Celebrating the muslim new year in Afghanistan, American soldiers were invited to attend. One of us performed a decent rendition of Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" and the rest of us can't sing anyway. Related: afghanistan, american, soldiers |
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Time travel is a SIN!!! Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 219 seconds That's right! Do not travel through time! It is the work of the DEVILL!!! It's a satanical thing you must avoid! ...OK, my first attempt at a quantum sermon sucks. It's tongue in cheek, but the video is there just in case you find yourself in a position to create a time paradox. Listen to preacher Larry! He knows what he's talking about! Music is "Serenity in Fire" by Kataklysm Related: and, back, bill, future, quartuvlarry, satanic, ted, the, time, to, travel |
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QuartuvLarry visits the House of Torment Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 172 seconds They won't let me film inside! Sorry, folks! And it's a damn shame, too, because they have to tear down this beautiful construction of terror each year with nothing to show for but the memories we take with us! I need to stop now or I'll start crying! http://thehouseof torment.com/ music: "Would you Love a Monsterman?" performed by Lordi Related: arockalipse, haunted, house, lordi, love, metal, monsterman, of, torment, would, you |
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The noble all-American weapon: The Apache! Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 71 seconds The Apache low pass video with added score by the late Basil Poledouris. Watch in full screen! Related: american, apache, army, helicopter |
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2 Brits who get it...maybe Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 77 seconds Tongue in cheek Related: britain, coupling, establishment, liberal |
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Hugo Chavez down on the farm... Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 69 seconds Two asses in a field...which one is the bigger ass? When he gave his speech, he was sitting in front of a bunch of cows. Ever wonder what happened on the SECOND day of his visit? Related: bush, chavez, communist, donkey, down, farm, george, hugo, on, the, venezuela |
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Clueless soldier hangs with Afghan locals Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 113 seconds How much of it is an act? How much isn't? Clearly, he can't speak Pashtu...but he also clearly doesn't take himself too seriously. In the background you can hear them calling him "Awesome Dude" for some reason. Related: afghanistan, dork, downtime, funny, military, prank, soldier |
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Battle scars of a different kind Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 148 seconds I owe it to you guys to know why I'm always filming from the left side of my head. Related: cancer, melanoma, promises, remission, scars, skin, survival, type |
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The Florida Christmas Chronicles: Gator upstages me AGAIN!!! Posted by: QuartuvLarry
Video duration: 140 seconds Everybody cheers the baby for doing what he does best: POOPING! I cook up turds bigger than him! Why don't I get rewards for it? And THEN what does the family do? They FREAKIN' accuse me of looking like the little alien invader himself! Related: baby, christmas, florida, in, jealousy, poops, restaurant |





















